because 'fine' never means 'fine'

Discover hilarious insight for stronger connections with our app.

Discover hilarious insight for stronger connections with our app.
Because “Fine” Never Means “Fine.”
Couple's Decoder turns every “I’m fine” or “We need to talk” into exactly what it really means—then serves up a witty, ready-to-send reply.
What you get:
Instant translations of any incoming text (sass included)
Suggested replies tailored to your role (Husband, Wife, Partner)
AI tuned to real relationship scripts and outrageous humor
Unlimited rerolls to keep spinning until the joke hits
Share Extension: decode messages straight from Messages
Copy + Share buttons for one-tap sending
Why you’ll love it:
Comedy, empathy, and practical insight in every translation
Custom replies tuned to your voice and relationship dynamic
Designed for couples, roommates, friends—anyone decoding life together
How it works:
Pick who you are and who you’re decoding (Husband, Wife, Partner).
Paste their text. Couple's Decoder translates the subtext instantly.
Choose a suggested reply, reroll for new angles, hit send.
Disclaimer: Couple's Decoder is for entertainment purposes only. It’s not therapy, counseling, or medical advice—it’s your witty wingman for decoding everyday drama.
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